sdotmarymartha:

I had a nice lunch with Linus and Hugo’s peoplemom, but made the fatal mistake of drinking diet coke and eating something kind of greasy. People of the internet, let me be a warning to you, ease up on your life of diet coke and sugar-free gum, lest you become inordinately sensitive to that baby laxative element.

Noooooo, I am sorry you got sick. That fried avocado thing will probably be the best thing that happens to me this week. Can’t stop thinking about food EVER.

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