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There are so many things to love about this one
1. This guy still uses the third person on FB updates
2. This guy used the third person to post a whine on Olive Garden’s wall
3. The original story about the flag at Olive Garden has finally gone through enough “Olive Garden hates America” telephone games that it now includes Muslims who hate America (but still go out to eat at Olive Garden, the most American least Italian restaurant chain inAmerica)
4. When asked, the OP is unable to provide what should be a really easy fact to lend his story some credibility
5. Which means that the OP heard a rumor and his immediate instinct was to get ragey on FB instead of trying to find out the true story

AMERICA ON THE INTERNET IN A NUTSHELL